Pick your side and enter the movement
Save your X handle, choose Jointz or Bluntz, and your page will remember you.
Smooth side
Clean pressure. Green team. Built for the slow burn.
Heavy side
Loud pressure. Red team. Built for the big push.
Join Stonies.
Flex Jointz, Bluntz or Battle.
Simple flow: join the affiliate program, pick a side, save your handle, then flex to X from the top of the page.
Join the Stonies affiliate program.
This is the first step. Stonies handles affiliate signup. This page helps you promote after that.
Pick your side and save.
Make it easy: pick Jointz or Bluntz, save handle, then flex to X.
Choose Jointz or Bluntz
Your faction follows your X handle and powers your flex posts.
Clean. Classic. Green side.
Pick Jointz for smooth energy, loyal pressure, and green-side culture.
Loud. Heavy. Red side.
Pick Bluntz for heavy energy, bold pressure, and red-side momentum.
Save your handle
This makes the page easier to use and personalizes the X posts.
Welcome to the movement
Your profile is saved.
Your saved profile
9 ready-to-post X captions
3 Jointz, 3 Bluntz, and 3 Battle/FOMO posts.
Submit a shop
Easy lead form for shops or affiliates.
What happens next?
Shop info saves
It saves locally and tries to sync to Apps Script.
You follow up
Use this as a lead capture layer.
They join the movement
They can pick Jointz, Bluntz, or neutral.